Pak Bui
The average age of a Malaysian is strikingly young, around 26. By comparison, the average age of the federal cabinet is about 59. It is
probably 89 for the state cabinet, similar to their average IQ.
Most of you reading this are older than 26. You may not be around in20 years from now. Even so, I invite you to come along with me on aflight of fancy.
Where will Sarawak be in two decades from now?
One imaginary, alternative future is laid out below.
SARAWAK IN 2031
Sarawak in 2031 now enjoys true multi-party democracy. The currentruling federal and state governments happen to be Pakatan Rakyat, nowa single party made up of all Sarawakian ethnic groups.
The most recent federal government, for a single term, was BarisanNasional, with Khairy Jamaluddin as the talkative Prime Minister, andMukhriz Mahathir as his hangdog deputy.
Changes in government proceed after elections without any fuss. Thecivil service has finally grown more independent of political control.
Secret instructions from a religious extremist in the previous Barisancabinet, to ban bibles written in the Malay language, have been
largely ignored by the bureaucracy.
Instead, these instructions were leaked to the press, one of thefreest in Southeast Asia, and the minster was forced to resign. He now
faces char! ges and a jail sentence, under the new Religious FreedomAct.
Barisan performed woefully in the recent 2027 16th general election,because of infighting among rival factions. This is a curse that has
persisted since Umno and the MCA disintegrated following the historic13th general election in 2012.
UMNO DEFUNCT IN 2031
During the pivotal 2012 election, Umno lost half its seats, and MCAwas wiped out in every seat it contested, providing the first change
of government in Malaysias history.
Umno imploded following the 2012 defeat. It splintered into rivalcamps loyal to Muhyiddin Yassin and Mukhriz Mahathir.
Muhyiddin was outwitted and unseated by Khairy, who then set up theBarisan Nasional party, open to all races.
Mukhriz, once a rising star in Umno, established the Barisan AngkatanRabid Malay Youth (Barmy) party, campaigning on the single issue ofBusinessmens Urban Malay Supremacy (BUMS).
Mukhriz eventually handed over Barmy presidency to his grandson Mimsy.Barmy membership has been dwindling. Most branches were converted intoProton service centres, until Proton went bust and was taken over byPerodua.
MCA SURRENDERS CABINET POSTS
True to the promise of MCAs risible leader Chua Soi Lek, MCA did nottake up any cabinet posts, since it won a grand total of zero seats.
MCAs offer to defect from Barisan and join the new Pakatan governmentwas ignored.
Eventually, MCA also split, with most members joining Gerakan. Therest formed the rump MCA, known as the Malaysian Chua Association.
This eventually closed down because of an aging membership. Chua SoiLek migrated to New Zealand, where he raised sheep for the rest of his days.
Utus! an Malay sia closed down due to a declining subscription. The NewStraits Times was reborn under new management as a proper newspaper.
Ownership of the New Straits Times, the Star, and the Chinese presswas opened up and all the newspapers were eventually floated on the
stock market.
INSTITUTIONS SALVAGED
The Royal Malaysian Police underwent wholesale reform. The policeresponded favourably to new multi-ethnic recruitment drives.
Police morale improved with the imprisonment of several of its formertop brass, and the supervision of the new Independent Police
Complaints and Monitoring Commission.
The Malaysian Anti-Corruption Commission was disbanded. Thoseresponsible for deaths in custody under the Police and MACC served
lengthy jail sentences.
The independence of the judiciary was finally restored to itspre-Mahathir levels. A bipartite paliamentary Judicial Appointments
Commission allowed promotion based on ability and legal acumen.
A Freedom of Information Act was passed in every state, as well as atfederal level. Funding for political parties was curtailed by a
Political Party Finance Act, supervised by an independent andprofessional Election Commission.
A Religious Freedom Act was passed, guaranteeing freedom of worshipfor all faiths. A consultative Interfaith Council was established to
iron out differences.
TAIBS GREAT ESCAPE
And what, you may ask, became of Taib Mahmud?
A Taib Mahmud monument was erected following his ignominious departureto Australia. (Taib and his family fled during the counting of votesin Barisans devastating loss in the 2012 general election).
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The m onument, a five foot tall termite made of granite, reminds allSarawakians of the excesses of the 30-year-longTaib era.
The RM300 million state assembly building, built to boost Taibs ego,has been converted into a low-cost housing complex. Taibs Demak Lautmansion has been converted into an early learning centre for poorchildren.
After his escape to Australia, Taib was forced to repatriate most ofhis overseas assets to fund universal free education up to university
level, for all Sarawakians.
Awang Tengah, Alfred Jabu, James Masing and other Taib cronies wereunable to migrate in time, and spent the rest of their lives servingcustodial sentences, and replanting trees.
Within a decade, every household in Sarawak enjoyed clean water andelectricity. Plans for hydroelectric dams were scrapped and NativeCustomary Rights land was returned to communities all over Sarawak.
Rural communities were able to plant oil palm as well as food crops ontheir land for sale and eventual export.
Timber harvesting from remaining forests was carried out on a smaller,more sustainable scale with profits going to local co-operatives.
Sarawaks universities began to attract talent, including returningSarawakians from the international diaspora, albeit on a smaller scale
than Hyderabad.
Sarawak became a regional centre of excellence for biotechnology andbiopharmaceuticals.
In the humanities, it grew into a global hub for anthropological andlinguistic research. Eco-tourism became a growth industry.
As for Taib, efforts to extradite him failed because Australiassuccession of pragmatic governments refused to send rich people to
Malaysia, and only shipped refugees there.
Taibs health declined after bitter infighting among his siblings andchildren over his remaining fortune.
Shortly after a furious argument with his sister Roziah, he drove hisRolls Royce at high speed into a tree. It is thought he had lost
control of the car.
He was buried in the ground! s of the University of Adelaide, in theTaib Mahmud (Former Chief Minister of Sarawak) Court. A tree sprouted
where he lies, with withered white branches and leaves, but no fruit -a twisted and barren tree.
Taib will always be remembered as the Small CM with the Tall Wife.